Monday, 14 November 2011

Things you should never say or do in public.

There really should be a boundary to what you can say or do in public especially in the workplace.

1. That you do not have a partner
So you have been failing to get yourself attached to someone. Who cares? Do not tell us of your desperation. Its not as if we can help you in any way. Join a dating website; it works better.

2. Tell us about your sexual life
So you really got down to the dirty basics last night. You finally got some action after months of drought. So what?! There are some who might not want to hear of your sexual exploits. And this is not something you can say in public. Here is a hint: tell your friends!

3. Tell us your household problems
OKAY so last night you had a fight with your neighbour, your partner. Tell your friends. (I do suppose you have some). Washing dirty linen in public never does anyone any good. We do it from time to time, but it is just not on.

4. Come on to someone
It is advisable to come on to someone in private or where there is no obvious audience. If you are rejected and there is an audience, the mortification might just bury you. And it is never advisable to try dating someone at work, if it does not work out... You know the kind of drama you get from soured relations in the work place.

5. Dance if you are a less than competent dancer
The gyrations of incompetent dancers are just sad. And the suggestive scandaluous dancing is just not on. It will give us a wrong impression of the kind of person you are. We will laugh and clap not because you are good, but because of the spectacle you will be making of yourself.

I understand most people did communication skills at O'level (registers for those who have forgotten). Why not use those skills so you do not annoy others?

peace,

fadz

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